Hey Little Frog (on My Window)

by @odilongreen

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Hey Little Frog (on My Window)
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Liner Notes

While all of my songs about Beards, Bigfoot and Competitive Eating are of course profoundly true on a deeply metaphysical, spiritual and moral level, this song is actually literally #true, as proven by this photographic evidence from the late night / early morning of July 5 & 6, 2024.

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Live electric tenor ukulele (through an amp sim, obviously), programmed drums, keyboard bass, about 1 hour. As always when I affect this voice, my throat is now absolutely shredded.

#fuc #frog #poppunk

Lyrics

Hey
Little frog
I like seeing you hanging out there on my window

Hey
Little frog
How’d you get way up here?

Hey
Little frog
It’s pretty cool how you came to visit

Hey
Little frog
But there’s something I’d like you to hear

Stop your fucking croaking so loud
You’re keeping me up through the night
Stop your fucking croaking so loud
I’d like if you would shut up, alright?

Hey
Little frog
You’re not much bigger than my palm

Hey
Little frog
How do you make so much noise?

Hey
Little frog
Your croaks rattle through my skull

Hey
Little frog
Come join a punk band with my boys

CHORUS

BRIDGE

Take it away, Froggy!

CHORUS x2

Comments

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Wow - that sound is a processed uke? Awesome! And you shredded your voice for a worthy cause - fun vocal
So many frogs around here now (southwest Florida, rainy season) that we've gotten used to the late-night chorus.
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some great fuzzy tones here. love the punk style. nice frog solo
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@cts
Yes! Yes! YESSSSSS!!!! Them little frogs drive me absolutely bananas at night. It’m not sure I’ve heard you tackle the punk genre before. Pretty tight and clean. Frog foley is perfect for this. And your frustration and irritation seeps through with lots of extra! Aces!
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Hahaha yeah I can totally relate.
When the tree frogs get going in the Spring right outside my bedroom window it get to be a bit much sometimes.
I'm loving that choppy staccato bass line.
You always deliver, bud.
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This reminds me of how I apparently "hallucinated" a mouse 3 nights ago while I watched tv. MOUSES DO NOT HAPPEN TO ME!!! I mostly DO NOT keep food on the floor and all that. Set out a couple traps, 3 days have gone by...nothing. Let's see--where was I? Oh, yeah: GREAT SONG!!! ❤️
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Hahahaha absolutely love the turn this takes in the chorus. Also love taking something as simple as seeing a frog on your window and turning it into a song. Good reminder that inspirado is everywhere.
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I love the contrast between the raging punk music and the hilarity of the lyrics. And then there's that keyboard bass, the croaking solo and the solution to the problem (joining his punk band) ... brilliantly out there. I also like the awkwardness of the phrase "I’d like if you would shut up, alright?" It makes everything even funnier. A great way to start my morning!
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Fun-punk here!
Such a joy to listen! 😃
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Love the turnaround as I was listening not reading your lyrics, so it was a brill surprise 😆 - the actual croaks were a bonus. With us it is fox barks, which in turns sets off our dogs, then every one is barking and we're not sleeping. There's probably a song in there somewhere!
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So cute, Kermit in reverse, nice one.
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@kc_
Yeah baby!! Love the uke punk! LMAO!! Great tune!!
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Haha, I love the sharp turn into the chorus, where you go from praising his window sitting skills to admonishing him for croaking. Glad you could get him to join the band. Seems like a reasonable compromise.
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