Join Us In the Gutter
by @dr_griff
NSFW Skirmish: In/Out of the Gutter (@robinleaf)Liner Notes
#funny #silly #nsfw #humor
Innuendo galore! Thank you to @robinleaf for this challenge! Friends of mine used to joke "Get your mind out of the gutter; I need to float past." That inspired me when I saw the skirmish. (It's also my first skirmish!)
Lyrics
(Capo 2)
V1
C
We all know the gutter
Am
It’s a fun place to be near
F C
And the sign above it tells us
G
Abandon soap, all who enter here
C
It’s a place where you can be dirty
Am
Without any kind of shame
F C
Don’t worry, we’re experienced
G C
We’ll help you do the same
Chorus
F
I see you waiting for us
C
Come on now, don’t be shy
F
And don’t get out of the gutter
G
Just ‘cause I need to float on by
F
Come on and join us in here
C Am
We’ve been waiting for a while
F C
We can all be happily dirty
G C
And we’ll do it with a smile
V2
The gutter is a happy place
Where dirty thoughts can grow
What better place for dirty thoughts
Than a gutter’s muddy flow?
Don’t be afraid to play here
It’ll wash off in the end
And while you’re having fun and games
You might just make a friend
CHORUS
V3
Some people hate the gutter
They think it’s full of sin
And I can see their point, I guess
But for me it’s just a win
Over being told I’m dirty
And that I should never see
Anything good or desirable
In who I want to be
CHORUS