What could possibly go wrong? #commentsfirst
by @jtsteam
Liner Notes
I don't know if this will be the title but it seems like it might be fun to have a go at #commentsfirst now that I have some time off work for a couple of weeks.
I'll see what happens with the first four or five, perhaps. Please don't make me have to buy any new gear :).
EDIT: Well, I tried :). This was educational, if nothing else. It's #nerdfolk meets #klezmer I suppose. Maybe. I believe the scale is "A Freygish" but please correct me if I'm wrong.
There is a lot of help from #bandinabox here, because there really had to be!
You may recognise https://xkcd.com/349/ in the plot
Lyrics
[A][Dm]
[A][Dm]
[Gm][Dm]
[Bb][Gm][A][Dm]
It's [A]needed for security, is [Dm]what my colleague said
And [A]when there is a problem you'll be [Dm]glad to be prepared
It was [Gm]at the water cooler, just a [Dm]little thing I missed
But [Bb]who could have [Gm]predicted it would [A]ever lead to [Dm]this
[Gm][Dm]
[Bb][Gm][A]
I said it's [A]just a simple upgrade and it's [Dm]needed anyhow
[A]Half an hour's all it takes, sup[Dm]pose I'll do it now
[Gm]Do it while it's quiet, so it's [Dm]ready for the crunch
And it's [Bb]coming up to [Gm]one o'clock, I'll [A]run it over [Dm]lunch
[Gm][Dm]
[Bb][Gm][A]
[Dm]Double click the icon, don't [Bb]need to wait too long
[Dm]Who knows what could [Gm]possibly go
[A]Wrong?[Dm][Bb][Gm][A]
But [A]when I came back to the desk I [Dm]couldn't even boot 'er
I [A]had a shiny brick where I [Dm]once had a computer
And [Gm]all that I had left to try through [Dm]hours of frustration
Was the [Bb]last resort of [Gm]threatening ex[A]treme defenest[Dm]ration
[Gm][Dm]
[Bb][Gm][A]
[Dm]Double click the icon, don't [Bb]need to wait too long
[Dm]Who knows what could [Gm]possibly go
[A]Wrong?[Dm][Bb][Gm][A]
[A]Does it have to fall apart? [Dm]Why is everything so hard?
[A]Is it haunted, am I cursed? [Dm]Why does nothing ever work?
[Gm][Dm]
[Bb][Gm][A][Dm]
As it [Dm]sailed beyond the window, [Bb]carried by the breeze
I was [Dm]swept with the laptop into [Gm]shark infested [A]seas
[A][Dm]
[A][Dm]
[Gm][Dm]
[Bb][Gm][A]
And it's [A]only getting worse, I'm going to [Dm]give up on this lark
I'll [A]maybe switch to Apple once I [Dm]drive away the sharks
Or [Gm]perhaps it's time I realised it's [Dm]all a load of junk
I'd [Bb]never have to [Gm]deal with this if [A]I became a [Dm]monk
Elige bis
Non expectare
Quid possit errare
[A]Does it have to fall apart? [Dm]Why is everything so hard?
[A]Is it haunted, am I cursed? [Dm]Why does nothing ever work?
[Gm][Dm]
[Bb][Gm][A]
[Dm]Double click the icon, don't [Bb]need to wait too long
[Dm]Who knows what could [Gm]possibly go
[A]Wrong?[Dm][Bb][Gm][A]
[Dm]