Purse PSA
by @darcistrutt
Liner Notes
This unfortunately is a #journalwithatune song. I'm learning a lot about police departments currently. Don't leave your purse in a car. Never carry your checkbook unless you must. I did this in a minor key with my tenor ukulele #fuc. I pray this public service announcement (PSA) reaches whoever needs to hear it.
Lyrics
Don’t leave your purse in the car
Even if you hide it under the front seat
The thief may be watching from afar
Out of sight still can end in defeat
My identity is not my own
I’m experiencing fear wherever I roam
The checkbook is used but not by me
Please lock those crooks up and set me free
The police reports are up to six
As the thieves go from town to town
I long for a quicker legal fix
Uncertainty is causing a frown
Chorus
I hope you learn from my lesson
At a park in the morning for grandchildren to play
Keep valuables in your possession
Heed my advice in this purse PSA
Chorus
Comments
Another time I left my purse in a Starbucks, ran back to see if it was still there and it was! Whew! I escaped that one.