Funny Autocorrects as Song Prompts

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I know everybody is getting these from their mobile devices all the time, so why not share them here to maybe inspire something?

Here's something I unwittingly wrote just now:
I breathed a Bic

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Berries on the Bone

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@aneil

Bravo op die stopped

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Philosophical wisdoms

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A woman with flaws as well as virus

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Sorry...I thought you said "funny autocrats". Never mind. 😀

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Dickens's Hudson

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A filter treatment of his characters

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Set intentions for aching phase

(funnily enough, when I typed this into the forums it autocorrected to what I had been trying to type the first time)

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Come in and do your cooing

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Stairway to heaven and stairway to paradise sounds around each other

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Victorian Yule wizard ambulance

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A.I. paints like can though

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Scream excited, gagged

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Selectively crackles

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Ducking. I never want to say the word ducking 😂
Also well becomes we’ll
Were becomes we’re

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Here's a song inspired by this thread https://fiftyninety.fawm.org/songs/1290

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Poor sound water down your throat

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Mine now corrects "somewhere" to "songwriting" thanks to 50/90.

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@nadine

"Newtonmore" instead of "Metronome"
"Upload your flesh" instead of files. Ouch!
And I struggle a lot that I cannot write "Im" (inside, in, at) in German anymore, it's always "I'm" cause I write too much English!

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Sometimes when I try to type "Victorians" it gives me "victorianVictorian" instead.

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Magical belfry

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The success of failure

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I think I'm going to cook the Chincoteague

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Best work over dress

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Hell (flanges in background)

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Ouji training

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Vocoder boy lolita broken and peach

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I had to try three times to type "Frankenstein", because it gave me "Grammar" and "Fragmenting" instead

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Pun limit

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Tater tots = taste roots

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Boy air balloon
and
With a skill for a head

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This sport outfit is done proselytizing

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Lucifer the log

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Thanks for the incredible food and good bangs, you guys 🥰

This text was quite embarrassing. Great food, great hangs*

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@jeustan That reminds me of the time I was going on an ice skating date and tried to type something like "I'll warn you I'm incredibly bad at skating" but it got as far as "I'll warm you" and then I accidentally hit send going for the backspace button. Let me tell you I was definitely not ready for that relationship to progress to the kind of innuendo THAT was interpreted as.

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I think I'll stream some brick

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Ok so one of the cover songs in my set I’ve misspelled every time now gets autocorrected to my typo!

“Hit The Toad Jack”

😄

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@nadine

"Gimme a pint of bear. "

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I mistyped “f*ckers” and it autocorrected to “tickets” so I changed the insult to “tickets to hell” and here is the song that was inspired by this occurrence

https://fiftyninety.fawm.org/songs/3049

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I was taking notes on the historical practices of Lughnasadh and tried to type "there was also feasting", but instead of feasting apparently there was farting, Crafting, creating, and then farting again.

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I often get fabric instead of fanfic and vice versa.

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I tried to type "all those dates"and it gave me "all this data". Which, fair, that is more my speed.

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Prepare for St. PARTICLE

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Assimilated by the Bourgeois

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@nadine

I closed my ears and heard...